Sunday, May 14, 2017

The alien teaches healthy nutrition


Girl:
Now, your second labour will concern nutrition:
food intake, sort of foodstuffs and the process of digestion.
I have prepared a nice dinner with dishes of every type
and I want you to distinguish the healthy ones from junk!


Rival:  

(alone)

I’ll get you out of the way, slobbery UFO
to the most faraway planet, it’s time for you to go!
I’m not like old Menelaos, I’m not that kind of boy,
who let the Beautiful Helen be stolen by Paris of Troy

(he speaks to the alien)

Come my friend and sit at this nice table
To choose the best among the dishes you’re surely able!
Taste our cookies, chocolates, candies, croissants and toffees,
refreshments, various soft drinks and many types of coffees!
Drink healthy colas sweetened with aspartame,
try some sausage and salami, cut a slice of ham!

 

You’ll be delighted by our burgers, fast food is really grand
savour genetically modified soybean, corn, potato snack!
Here are potato chips, buttery cheese, white spongy bread...
Fill your mouth and close your ears to what others put in your head!

Chorus:          

Hey, alien, if you want to save your bacon
take your hands off ham and bacon!
Pick the dishes that will make you healthy,
with the girl, emotionally wealthy!


Fresh and sweet carrots and red tomatoes,
cabbage, lettuce and chicories, and baked potatoes!
Oranges, apples, pears, grapes, figs,
eat without complaining your lentils and your beans!


Eggs, yogurt, milk and low fat cheese
whole grain bread, chicken and fish
and, finally, red meat, but only in small portions.
The choice of right foods really needs great caution!

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The alien visited a primary school and taught children about healthy nutrition